i did NOT write that, my sister and my friend did and my sister hacked my DA and uploaded it
if you did read it, hopefully you got a kick out of it, i thought it was pretty hilarious
but, yes, none of it was true


DesperationDark, deep, destroying desperation Hands always upturned, reaching Forever And ever Making myself murmur mumbles of unspoken wishes Strong, weak, big, small To me it does not matter at all All that I hope, desire, want- always out of reach How can I be expected to teach? Why do I get called on for advice for something I know nothing about How can I reply in an inside voice, not a shout? I dont know from experience, for I have had little Not little, hardly any at all! Why am I the one always catching people when they fall? Why does my turmoil have to be dDesperation


Heart's GuitarYou strummed upon my heartstrings with your clever, pretty fingers And still..the song..it lingers.. Like a dream when you wake up.Heart's Guitar
But, then you played a bit too hard And my heart's guitar broke into shards.. Like glass in a broken window pane.
So, sorry, but now I've got a wall And, unlike Humpty Dumpty, I'm afraid it's not gonna fall But maybe I still need a couple of the king's horses and men.. To string my heartstrings together again.


The Loud StrangerThe sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Axel strode along the path, making for Enigmatic Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Juicy Butt, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Leg pit.The Loud Stranger
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his shiny outhouse just in time to face the crappy man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck fatly, and Axel barely raised his outhouse to meet the attack. They fought long and jiggly until all the air rang with t


Friends or more than?Stop playing with my heart You know you had it from the startFriends or more than?
When I see you, I get chilled But, somehow, you seem less than thrilled
Just tell me how you feel So we can stop this spinning wheel
'Cause we're going nowhere, round and round And I can't turn my feelings into sound
You have to tell me what you think I won't diagnose you, I'm no shrink
I just want to know where we stand Just as friends, or hand in hand?
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Mister, you better take your gay porn and walk right out of this bar.
AW, PERRY DE PLATYPUS!
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Mister, you better take your gay porn and walk right out of this bar.
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Mister, you better take your gay porn and walk right out of this bar.
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Much love and hugs,
~Kim Possible
"call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me!"
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Mister, you better take your gay porn and walk right out of this bar.
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When light loses sight of it's path, we may find use for the dark.
Join ~TheUkeClub
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Much love and hugs,
~Kim Possible
"call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me!"
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All of my blind ambition left me deaf with perfect vision.
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Mister, you better take your gay porn and walk right out of this bar.
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Much love and hugs,
~Kim Possible
"call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me!"
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